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SCORPIO - The Addict (October 23 to November 21)  EXTREMELY adorable. Loves to joke. Very good sense of humour. Will try almost anything once. Loves to be pampered. Energetic. Predictable. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Loves to party but at times to the extreme. Loves the smell and feel of money and is good at making it but just as good at spending it! Very protective over loved ones. HARD workers. Can be a good friend but if is disrespected by a friend, the friendship will end. Romantic. Caring.    Started as a bad-luck voodoo chain letter; break the chain.  Apparently ‘they’ claim that this is an accurate description of my personality based upon my time of birth. What a load of shit you can get people to believe in simply by using the magic of speaking vaguely. Uncannily familiar to the techniques used by people who claim to be psychics and mediums, speaking to those who are no longer living, scamming and ripping off the weak-minded and gullible. 

SCORPIO - The Addict (October 23 to November 21) 

EXTREMELY adorable. Loves to joke. Very good sense of humour. Will try almost anything once. Loves to be pampered. Energetic. Predictable. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Loves to party but at times to the extreme. Loves the smell and feel of money and is good at making it but just as good at spending it! Very protective over loved ones. HARD workers. Can be a good friend but if is disrespected by a friend, the friendship will end. Romantic. Caring. 

 

Started as a bad-luck voodoo chain letter; break the chain. 

Apparently ‘they’ claim that this is an accurate description of my personality based upon my time of birth. What a load of shit you can get people to believe in simply by using the magic of speaking vaguely.

Uncannily familiar to the techniques used by people who claim to be psychics and mediums, speaking to those who are no longer living, scamming and ripping off the weak-minded and gullible.